Welcome back… King…
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
I told my cat I would only be gone for 6 months. The last time I saw him before I left, I petted his head and told him he wouldn’t DARE to..
He’s been my baby for 15
fucking years. What’s another 6 months.. right?
So why is there a mail from my mom tellling me that… my fat, lazy, limping, fuzzy oldest best friend isn’t gonna be there when I get home?
AM I THE ONLY ONE TERRIFIED BY THE ONE ON THE LEFT
I HAD A FUCKING NIGHTMARE MAN FUCK DULLAHANS MAN SHE IS THE REAL SCARY SHIT